“I think my flatmate is trying to kill me in my sleep. I want to kill her before she gets to me. What should I do?” -Ali, UK
The answer is almost always, nine times out of ten, Anthrax. Sprinkle some on her weapon of choice before you go to sleep… and you’ll hear a nice-sounding *THUD* as you crawl into your bed, a sound that would rival the sweetest lullaby.
Anita
