June 2008
5 posts
"I have so much work to do before I go on holiday...
“Motivation” comes from the Latin word, “Mo-tif” which essentially translates to “Cocaine” in Modern English. Do what you will with that very, very solid fact.
Anita
"Anita, I want to be a supermodel, but everyone...
Nope. Consider your dream buried alive.
Anita
"I think my boyfriend is thinking about breaking...
I hate to say it, Hildegarde… but your boyfriend is most DEFINITELY cheating on you. How do I know for sure? Because he’s here right now, licking my toes.
He doesn’t love you and he never did. In fact, the only reason why he was with you in the first place was because you had Playstation 2 before anyone else. There is nothing you can do to hold onto him, as what he really needs...
"I think my flatmate is trying to kill me in my...
The answer is almost always, nine times out of ten, Anthrax. Sprinkle some on her weapon of choice before you go to sleep… and you’ll hear a nice-sounding *THUD* as you crawl into your bed, a sound that would rival the sweetest lullaby.
Anita
"Anita, I read somewhere on the internet that you...
Well, I usually wake up at the crack of dawn. My brother Anis is already in the fields around that time. He doesn’t do any work in the fields, he’s just a little mentally ill from all the inbreeding. Anyway, after breakfast I head to the town center, and enjoy the company with my peers. Tommy, the cutest kid in town, recently discovered that you can kiss people you ARE NOT MARRIED TO....