“Motivation” comes from the Latin word, “Mo-tif” which essentially translates to “Cocaine” in Modern English. Do what you will with that very, very solid fact.
Anita
Nope. Consider your dream buried alive.
Anita
I hate to say it, Hildegarde… but your boyfriend is most DEFINITELY cheating on you. How do I know for sure? Because he’s here right now, licking my toes.
He doesn’t love you and he never did. In fact, the only reason why he was with you in the first place was because you had Playstation before anyone else. There is nothing you can do to hold onto him, as what he really needs right now is an X-BOX 360.. with a side of YOURS TRULY.
Now if you’ll excuse me, your boyfriend and I have started a ROCKBAND, and we have to practice before we make love all night long.
Anita
The answer is almost always, nine times out of ten, Anthrax. Sprinkle some on her weapon of choice before you go to sleep… and you’ll hear a nice-sounding *THUD* as you crawl into your bed, a sound that would rival the sweetest lullaby.
Anita
Well, I usually wake up at the crack of dawn. My brother Anis is already in the fields around that time. He doesn’t do any work in the fields, he’s just a little mentally ill from all the inbreeding.
Its my job to cook breakfast for my family. So I go to our barn, pick out the finest pig, and shoot it. This is usually supposed to be my father’s job, but he’s been ill with a cold for five years now, and hasn’t been able to do much. Sadly, we don’t think he has much longer to live.
Anyway, after breakfast I head to the town center, and enjoy the company with my peers. Tommy, the cutest kid in town, recently discovered marijuana and grows it himself. So we’ll do that for a while, and if you’re lucky, Tommy just might kiss you. He hasn’t kissed me yet, but since he’s done it to everyone else, its bound to my turn at some point. I mean, if Anis gets to be kissed by Tommy, why shouldn’t I?
Then its time for all the girls to sew. This is when we take the leftover hides from the pig we had to breakfast to make Water-Proof Bonnets. They have been a huge hit with tourists, and I wish my family would start selling them on eBay. But they won’t, because they believe technology is evil. The Devil’s plaything. But I love it.
I hope this answers some of your questions! Honestly, I’ve read about normal life and I don’t think its that much different.
Anita
Suck them. Suck them dry.
